THIS MAY COME AS A SHOCK TO YOU
BUT THE FRIENDZONE DOESN'T EXIST. YOU'RE JUST A BITCH.
The friendzone is like the illuminati. Every dickhead on the internet is trying to prove that it exists.
But the more YouTube videos and articles you read, the more you realize that they're all written by the same paranoid, unsuccessful virgin who thinks every personal failure of theirs is the result of a widespread conspiracy against them.
But! This article goes both ways. Ladies, listen up.
The Friendzone doesn't exist, so stop acting like it does.
You cannot turn a man or a woman who approaches you with romantic intent into a 100% purely platonic friend.
If men and women aren't having sex, they can't be friends.
You can hang out together, see movies, go to parties and do everything else you would do in a normal friendship but I'm willing to bet my entire career that if the perfect opportunity for sex ever arose, at least one of you will be showing up with a ballgag and a checklist of tailored fantasies they've been wanting to act out with the other for years.
Don't believe me?
Ask your totally 100% platonic friend who has definitely never once thought of you in a sexual manner if they would like to have one night of sweet, sweet love.
If they decline and say they don't want to ruin a wonderful friendship then congratulations!
You have a gay best friend.
Go to Mardi Gras with them, let's get this marriage shit legalized! #EqualityForAll
The friendzone doesn't exist. If she doesn't want to have sex with you after 6 months of catering to her every need, it's time to give up and move on.
Being nice to someone doesn't entitle you to sex. If you really want intercourse to be that much like a transaction, don't harass your classmate.
Visit a brothel.
Share, or don't.