Parkour for kids who can't do Parkour.
So you want to learn about Urbex?
First, watch some Parkour videos and be amazed by the athleticism and display of ability.
Now take out all the cool flips and imagine an uncoordinated 15 year old in a bucket hat walking slowly behind the parkour expert asking them to slow down because running in a North Face jacket makes him sweaty. That's Urbex.
According to Wikipedia Urbex or Urban Exploration is: "the exploration of man-made structures." Which in my opinion is a weird way to say "Climbing shit for instagram likes" but it sounds just as wanky so I won't edit it.
To get started in Urbex there's a few requirements:
- Northface spray jacket you got from DFO for 50% off.
- Nikon DSLR mum and dad gave you for Christmas
- Fake I.D. that you'd be too scared to ever use if caught by security
- Be under the age of 17 (Or 24 with a girlfriend who's under 17.)
Got everything? Great! Now you're ready for a lifetime of call center work after your many trespassing offenses prevent you from getting a real job.
Cool name, Shit reality.
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