The Truth About E-Cigarettes

Ahhhh, E-Cigarettes... The new fedora for the modern virgin.

If you've ever been in the city during the day you know who I'm talking about.

Dudes walking around with what looks like a cheap vibrator clenched in their sweaty fist, reeking of vanilla or some other shit smell for shit cunts.

The reason you haven't seen them during the night is because: people who smoke E-Cigrattes don't get invited anywhere.

 Picture related: What E-Cig users THINK they look like.

Picture related: What E-Cig users THINK they look like.

FUCK E-CIGS.

And fuck everyone that uses them. If you take this article personally not only are you an idiot but you're making me proud of myself.

Thanks to all you E-Cigarette enthusiasts (Unfortunately that's a real thing) I've been dealing with suffocatingly weird surprise smells more than a Thai public toilet attendant. So consider this article my (and everyone else's) revenge. 

BUT LEWIS! E-CIGARETTES ARE TECHNICALLY LEGAL TO USE INDOORS SO YOU CAN’T COMPLAIN NO MATTER WHERE WE USE THEM
— Obnoxious Fucks

Yeah sweet man, sounds good. It's also technically legal for me to shit my pants on the train every day while heading home from work then get defensive when people complain about the smell. I'm going to start doing that.
You've inspired me.

It's time for you Doctor Who looking, Sonic Screwdriver sucking idiots to move on to another trend that would actually benefit your surroundings, may I suggest walking off bridges?

If I ever hear the word "Vape" again I might join you.

Share, or don't.

- Lew