The Truth About Reclaim Australia.

Reclaim Australia Supporters are dumb.

Organizing a counter rally and physically attacking them is dumber.

Sorry people, I'm siding with the Reclaim Australia dickheads on this one.

Don't get me wrong, just about every single person involved with Reclaim Australia is a complete moron and every argument I've heard from them sounds about as intelligent as putting forks in toasters to create an indoor lightshow.

Halal certification isn't a voodoo spell that will ruin 'Straya, Sharia law isn't going to happen next week and although I'm not 100 percent on this one, I'm pretty sure Muslim immigration isn't a sinister plot organized by the Arab Illuminati to destroy our rich culture and turn Vegemite into Hummus.

NO JONNO! DON’T DRINK THE WATER.

WATER IS HALAL!!!
— Some fucking idiot with a Southern Cross tattoo

Now that I've spent three paragraphs making sure I don't upset the keyboard activists, we can get onto what I'm trying to say.

If a group of Stupid Idiot Dickheads want to organize a Stupid Idiot Dickhead Rally in the city to yell their Stupid Idiot Dickhead ideas in a megaphone. You don't need to organize an Anti Stupid Idiot Dickhead Rally at the same time and place.
Everyone already knows they're dickheads.

 Not circled: The Anti Massacre Team unfortunately keeping each group of dickheads from having an all out battle

Not circled: The Anti Massacre Team unfortunately keeping each group of dickheads from having an all out battle

 Whoever wins, we lose.

Whoever wins, we lose.

And look, I'm not stupid, I know there are some people out there who will disagree with me.
Fortunately I also know what they're going to say which makes it quite easy to destroy their argument.

Observe.

But Lewis! If we don’t stand up against Reclaim Australia they’ll take over!!!
— Anti Racism Rallyists

Allow me to demonstrate something.

But Lewis! If we don’t stand up against Islam they’ll take over!!!
— Reclaim Australia

You dickheads are using the same logic. Take a step back and realize that Reclaim Australia does not represent Australia or our beliefs in the same way that terrorists do not represent Muslims. Literally 100 people turned up. The only thing the counter protest achieved was granting their movement extra publicity.

Reclaim Australia are scared, ill informed bogans.

And I for one believe in their right to tell us all about it.