No it's not another Vegemite flavor, but if it was it'd probably taste like bullshit and lies.
Manspreading is yet another made up first world problem invented by social justice warriors to keep them busy on Twitter instead of Actually doing something.
According to Wikipedia, Manspreading is "the practice of sitting in public transport with legs wide apart, thereby covering more than one seat."
Or if you listen to blogs and Twitter, it's a hate crime against women.
So... Not this?
If you've been on the internet in the past 12 months you'll know that the most pressing issue facing women's rights at the moment isn't female circumcision or lack of education in third world countries. No, it's..
WHITE GUYS IN SUITS TAKING UP A LITTLE BIT TOO MUCH ROOM ON THE TRAIN
Here's a few photos of people manspreading to really get you angry about this horrible issue
Wait, fuck, sorry. Those weren't men. This bring me to an inconvenient Truth.
Manspreading is a bullshit term for a bullshit issue.
Sorry ladies, "manspreading" isn't only committed by straight white males, anyone can do it. It's not the patriarchy, It's called being an inconsiderate cunt and has nothing to do with sex.
The next time you see someone taking up too much space on the train, don't get all autistic about it and take a photo to post on the internet, just say excuse me instead.
Until next Tuesday,
Preach The Truth,
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