Ladies and Gentlemen! Boys and Girls!
Transwomen and Transmen!
Furries! Fictives! Otherkin! And -Hold up, those last three aren't people. They're mental ilnesses.
Get off my website and see a psychologist.
Welcome to The Truth.
What is The Truth? Stupid question. Get off my website and read a book.
The Truth is The Truth. It is a place where I share my opinion which, by the way is The Truth.
Some people would say that The Truth is a blog.
To those people I say this:
BLOGS ARE TERRIBLE.
GET THE FUCK OFF MY WEBSITE.
For those of you that are familiar with my early Comedy*. You'll know that I love a good rant.
*See: Making People Angry For No Reason
Unfortunately for you, me and everyone else stupid enough to have a Facebook profile, the website has buckled recently under the demands of their advertisers and descended into PC hell.
Facebook now deletes anything even remotely offensive*
Facebook is Fucking Shithouse.
No business wants to see their advertisement next to a well thought out Top Ten list on why I think Brain Cancer has done more for humanity than Pop Music ever has.
I've decided to start this column/article/cesspool/gospel to bring you my uncensored thoughts and opinions on whatever I feel like taking apart without having to look over my shoulder for the big bad Facebook moderators. I'll be creating one article a week every Tuesday, from now on these days shall be called Truth Tuesdays and they are going to be a lot of fun.
So, have a browse through the new website, let me know what you want to see my opinions on and I'll see you next week.