The Truth About: The Truth

 

 

Ladies and Gentlemen! Boys and Girls!

Transwomen and Transmen!

Furries! Fictives! Otherkin! And -Hold up, those last three aren't people. They're mental ilnesses.

Get off my website and see a psychologist.

Welcome to The Truth.

But Lewis... What is The Truth!????
— You

What is The Truth? Stupid question. Get off my website and read a book.
The Truth is The Truth. It is a place where I share my opinion which, by the way is The Truth.
Some people would say that The Truth is a blog.

I think this is a blog.
— Some People

To those people I say this:

BLOGS ARE TERRIBLE.

GET THE FUCK OFF MY WEBSITE.

Truth #1

For those of you that are familiar with my early Comedy*. You'll know that I love a good rant.

*See: Making People Angry For No Reason

Unfortunately for you, me and everyone else stupid enough to have a Facebook profile, the website has buckled recently under the demands of their advertisers and descended into PC hell.
Facebook now deletes anything even remotely offensive*

*See: Hilarious

Facebook is Fucking Shithouse.

Truth #2

No business wants to see their advertisement next to a well thought out Top Ten list on why I think Brain Cancer has done more for humanity than Pop Music ever has.

 What Commonwealth Bank doesn't want to see.

What Commonwealth Bank doesn't want to see.

I've decided to start this column/article/cesspool/gospel to bring you my uncensored thoughts and opinions on whatever I feel like taking apart without having to look over my shoulder for the big bad Facebook moderators. I'll be creating one article a week every Tuesday, from now on these days shall be called Truth Tuesdays  and they are going to be a lot of fun.

 

So, have a browse through the new website, let me know what you want to see my opinions on and I'll see you next week.

- Lew.